First of all, I do not know what I was thinking when I came up with with the name and site for my blog. Don't judge x. Haha.
Is it that wrong for a girl to not own a handbag? More importantly to not want to own a handbag? I personally feel that handbags are a bit of a burden. I mean, guys don't carry handbags around(not the guys I know anyway), why should I?
This post is about my crimes towards femininity. Haha or the female population I don't know
1- I do not own a handbag.
Is it only me or are handbags unnecessary? The only time you see me carrying a handbag is when my mum is tired of carrying hers. See? It's tiring and troublesome, to me anyways. Being an extremely forgetful person myself, I tend to forget stuff everywhere I go. So me and a handbag? I'd lose it on the first day. Also, I'm afraid of snatch thieves. Hah. Most of the time I see a husband or a boyfriend carrying his woman's handbag because she is tired of carrying hers. Hey here's a solution, put your pockets to use.
2- I suck at makeup and hair.
I think I'm not alone on this. Or am I? Haha. Every time I try to put on some eyeliner I end up looking like a panda bear. Not to mention I don't own eyeliner. Am I the only one who used to try mums makeup when no one was at home. I think not. The closest thing I have to makeup is lip balm which I'm pretty sure isn't even near makeup. And also it doesn't help that the only eyeshadow my mum has is light blue and light green haha. I've given up on even trying to put on makeup to look better. Hey, if I could put on some makeup and look better, sure, why not? The problem is every time I pick up a brush I look worse so, no. Secondly, my hair. I've had naturally curly hair even since I was little. And not even nice curly, I mean like ugly curly, like someone bombed it. Recently it's been becoming straighter, I don't know why, but I really appreciate it, hair! Buuuut, it seems like the baby hairs couldn't catch up and got lost behind. Yes, my baby hair is flying all over the place. Every time I try to do my hair I burn my hand. I have not touched my straightener in a year or more haha. The only thing I try to do is the overnight braid. But even that turns out ugly haha. So the easiest thing to do is leave it natural. :)
3- I am messy. Messy messy.
Imagine a girls room. Neat, pretty, clean. Nope, that's not my room at all. Every time someone comes over I make an effort.... To lock my door so no one will see my room. The books are piled up everywhere, the bed is never made and also my clothes are strewn everywhere. Typical boy room eh? I think I beat them haha. It's better now since I've started sharing a room with my sister but better is still generally messy. But hey it's alright because I know my way around the clutter hehe ;)
4- I do not, cannot cross my legs.
Every time my mum sits she crosses her legs effortlessly. Now, why is it can't possess that talent? I find so challenging to cross my legs haha. It can never stay crossed for more than five minutes. I sit however I want brah hahaha. Even when I'm trying to act all ladylike and cross my legs, it is as uncomfortable as the sound of screeching metal which I hate btw. My legs feel like they've been cut off blood and my meat is stuck together , just no, no.
Hey, there are a lot more crimes but unfortunately I have to go. Maybe if I was more ladylike people would like me more haha. Or not.
Bye lovelies
